5/15/2008Meet Laurence!

I remember a day when trolling took a little bit more effort.  Kids these days think they can just spew some random garbage at some person they’ve never met and all of the sudden they are a winner in the game of “How annoying can I possibly be when there’s a screen protecting my 15 year old virgin ass”.  Dear oh dear, what IS the world coming to?  Novel effort sparky, next time I’d suggest picking on someone your own species though… wait, is moron a species? More...

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5/15/2008News for the A.D.D. Ver 2.0

While I'm waiting for two gigs of code to compile, merge, and upload, it’s time once again for; News for the A.D.D.!  Bringing you random short tidbits of psychotic and asinine updates from around the intarwebs.   Hey… what else are you going to do while sitting at the office… work?  More...

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5/7/2008News for the A.D.D.

I really haven’t had much to write about lately, aside from short little blurbs about random garbage that gets on my nerves, so instead of making a nice long post about bullshit you don’t care about, nor are even half of you literate enough to understand… let’s take a trip around this glorious melting pot of human retardation we call, TEH INTAR WEBZES!

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5/2/2008Of In-Game Relationships.

Being that I have at one point played just about every online game the world has to offer ( Aside from a few Korean grinders and useless pieces of garbage such as Dark Age of Camelot ), I have come across at least once, just about every social stigma this piece of culture has to offer.  One of the more annoying, as well as utterly pathetic is the in-game relationships, but furthermore, the in-game marriages.  More...

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Posted on: 5/2/2008 at 2:48 AM
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4/14/2008Double-Chinned Brazilian Fruit Cake Anyone?

Now we all know that the magical and mystical fruit-cake is a gift given near the holidays to those you really don’t give a quarter of a flaming rat’s ass about.  No-one knows what it’s of, why it was made in the first place, or who the hell likes it enough to actually put it in their mouth.  You just end up throwing it in a random closet for it to gather dust, and then eventually pass it on to the next poor soul that will do the same.  The same is really no different here, aside from the fact that this one can speak… which in all honesty makes it the Anti-Christ of all fruit cakes everywhere.  Now before I lay into this it ( yes I am going to use the term “it” again as I feel that if someone can’t be happy with the gender they were born they need to be shot ), I would honestly like to state, I don’t understand this new sub-culture of kids.  Maybe I’m just getting old, who knows, regardless it makes no sense to me.  Back in the day, it took intelligence, talent, or just a metric fuck-ton of money to make music, and get thousands of screaming followers that couldn’t lead their own lives if their precious MAC eyeliner was at stake.  Now, apparently all you have to be is the following:  More...

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Posted by: Lucid
Posted on: 4/14/2008 at 2:58 PM
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4/14/2008Of “tl;dr” and other youthful retardations.

Have any of you seen someone type this? “tl;dr”?  I personally have, more often than ever these days.  I honestly had no idea this thing stood for something.  In fact, for the longest time I was under the assumption that it was an improperly parsed Unicode character. ( Look it up kids, it’s far too late in the evening to be explaining anything remotely resembling programmatic logic. )  At any rate, I decided to Google it today, and damn my eyes, it’s another acronym!  As if we don’t already have enough of that garbage floating around the internet, leave it to this new generation of socially retarded simian cluster fucks to come up with something like this. More...

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4/13/2008Jeffree Star: The Emo Drag-Queen

So I apparently have been living under a rock, or haven’t had the inclination to care about random internet drag queens.  Regardless of the reason, I have just recently learned of the internet celebrity; “Jeffree Star”.  I first saw this person on Stickam while talking to Infected a while back, sitting there on the main page doing some random show and being… well, a drag queen like nothing I have ever seen.  Thinking it was just some random dolt, I moved on to other things in my evening.  But as of late I keep hearing about this atrocity to man-kind all over the drama-wagon.  ( Live Journal, MySpace, so on, so forth ).  After doing a little digging I have come to realize that not only is this walking advertisement for colored sharpies some type of icon for emo faggots everywhere, but actually has a band!  That’s right, a band… though I am using the term loosely as the “music” it creates basically sounds like a random drag-queen saying random idiocies into a mic while banging random keys on a Casio keyboard from 1986… oh wait, that’s exactly what it is.  I’d rather listen to the Lion King sound-track on repeat while continuously driving shards of glass into my crotch than subject myself to more than 3 seconds of this garbage. More...

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4/10/2008Pure Douchebag: Revisited.

Being that I rarely actually log into Vampire Freaks, I am usually a little behind the times on when people are speaking to me. ( Read: Being blithering idiots in languages I don’t understand. )  I apparently struck a deep enough nerve with our friend the douche bag for him to leave not one, but three comments, as well as a friend of his sending me a private message.  Firstly, I am using a translator to read what this idiot is attempting to say, so don’t bother picking apart my translations… blame altavista.  More...

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3/26/2008Beating a dead whale... I mean horse.

The shit that I really didn't want to tear into just yet... Why? Well because I didn't really give a rat's ass about the whole ordeal until I stumbled upon this piece of trash.  More...

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Posted by: GirlInfected
Posted on: 3/26/2008 at 7:55 PM
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3/26/2008More fun with ShamanGirl

Now... I do have moments of compassion, though they are rare. But I read a post by ShamanGirl and felt inclined to respond with a comment that was slightly less of a flame. Maybe I'm going soft? Anyways, she has her comments screened so I don't know if it will actually make it to her journal or not so I'm posting it here.

Normally I don't go into a person's livejournal and leave comments, but I saw this one and, for some reason unbeknownst to me, felt inclinated to respond. Now this is merely my opinion, and the intent of it is to clear up a few things that I found to be seen in very different lights. It's not my intent to stir up shit, but if I did, well then that is an additional point for me, as I could use a good chuckle. More...

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